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Hellraising rocker Ozzy Osbourne was once banned from his daughter Kelly’s school in England after farting and falling asleep in the middle of a parent/teacher conference.
The reality TV star was horrified when her dad decided to join mum Sharon for a meeting with school officials about her grades – because the rocker is known for passing gas and dozing off in public.
And his smelly habit got him banned from the school for good.
She remembers, “In England, my dad was banned from my school because he fell asleep at the parent teacher conference (and) because he has this thing where he doesn’t realise, farting in public is usually not acceptable.
“It was me, my mum, my dad, my teacher at the table. All he kept doing is lifting his (butt) cheek (from the chair), and then he fell asleep!”
“Hellraising rocker Ozzy Osbourne was once banned from his daughter Kelly’s school in England after farting and falling asleep in the middle of a parent/teacher conference.”
Eating all those BEANS will always do it…
He most likely didn’t realize at the time he was doing that BUT just maybe he was secretly trying to tell someone that someday that some company would find a great use for FARTING COWS [YES COWS FART THE SAME STUFF THAT HUMANS FART] to be the plant’s light & heat source… [A plant in Oswego, NY is trying to get built that will do just that AND make home user products if they can persuade the local voters to accept them].
BUT he just decided to teach that fact to the wrong people who didn’t appriciate his effort…