Thanks to John Cusack’s new disaster movie 2012, the planet has gone bonkers, worrying about the end of the world as we know it.

The boffins at NASA are so tired of nervous conspiracy crackpots asking them if the events in the apocalyptic blockbuster are possible, they’ve created a new webpage dismissing fears the world will end on 21 December, 2012.

One leading NASA know-it-all insists, “We’re well aware of the kind of threats that the movie depicts but there’s no possibility of those happening at this time.”

Phew, that’s a relief. We can take the tinfoil off our heads now and stop digging that bunker in the garden!

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Tags: John Cusack
Author: Chloe Millar