“I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry recently told Women’s Health that she doesn’t care if she ends up on worst-dressed lists — but we don’t know what list to put her on if she’s accessorizing with giant fruit.  Below, Perry is joined onstage at her sold-out performance at NYC’s Irving Plaza on Tuesday by an inflatable banana.

You really don’t need us to make a comment, so we’ll leave you to it.  Wenndall is shocked, shocked by Perry’s straddling of the fruit; we think she should name her next album Riding the Plantain.

Perry adds a bigger chest to her wish list, after the jump…

Any of you merry tipsters want to let us know what Perry was talking about when this snap was taken?  London HQ thinks she’s discussing Dolly Parton, but we’d love to hear from an eyewitness…

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Categories: Fan Encounters / Fashion / Henh? / Music / Wenndall
Tags: inflatable foodstuffs / Katy Perry
Author: Sarah Bunting