Mariah Carey turned fairy godmother in London last night to switch on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Shopping centre — without the kittens and doves she apparently wanted to unleash at the bash.

The singer asked for 20 white kittens and 100 doves…

Umm… Don’t cats kill birds?

Maybe she wanted to turn the mall into some bizarre and cruel bloodbath!

Thankfully, common sense prevailed.

A source tells the Daily Mail newspaper, “We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult.
“In the end, it was made clear that due to health and safety (restrictions), there was no way we could have the animals at Westfield. We do not allow pets into Westfield – that rule would apply for everyone.”

Bloggers have been picking on the Austin Powers star, making fun of his diminutive stature — and he’s had enough.

Seth says: “I find it (online reviews) to be toxic and poisonous. Really people who write on the internet are people who want to be told they’re very funny or creative, or be given some sort of job opportunity – so the things that they write are never nice.”

We’re on your side Seth — pictured above with his (clearly freakishly-tall) girlfriend Clare Grant at the LA premiere of his new movie Old Dogs.

We’re convinced there’s a direct link between Robbie Williams’ success and the size of his quiff.

Both are looking bountiful at the moment — and it’s reassuring to see he hasn’t lost his mischievous side.

WENN spotted British pop scamp signing autographs outside London’s Royal Albert Hall yesterday — cigarette in mouth…. and a couple of feet from a NO SMOKING sign.

We have to give it to Robert Pattinson…He’s done his best to put off the obsessive teenage fans.

In the last few days he’s told us he stinks, is unromantic and a wimp!

But still they chase him.

This devotee was after a little more than a handshake and an autograph at a Twilight fan party in London on Wednesday.

Rob, Kristen and the gang flew in especially to mingle with the Twilight-maniacs — but we doubt ‘Miss Bite Me’ got her wish.