Bloggers have been picking on the Austin Powers star, making fun of his diminutive stature — and he’s had enough.

Seth says: “I find it (online reviews) to be toxic and poisonous. Really people who write on the internet are people who want to be told they’re very funny or creative, or be given some sort of job opportunity – so the things that they write are never nice.”

We’re on your side Seth — pictured above with his (clearly freakishly-tall) girlfriend Clare Grant at the LA premiere of his new movie Old Dogs.

Who knew Jennifer Lopez was part time superstar, part time private eye?!

Well she is, according to ex-husband no. 1 Ojani Noa, who claims J.Lo is having him followed.

Noa, you’ll remember, is trying to release a mockumentary movie featuring old home movie footage showing his ex in compromising positions.

She’s suing to stop us seeing the film, and is having Noa trailed — the one-time waiter alleges.

His business manager, Ed Meyer, tells Life & Style magazine, “She’s having him followed. We just ran the license plate of the car… and it goes directly back to Jennifer Lopez. Ojani’s scared.”

And his lawyer, Frank Sanes Jr., adds, “We have some concerns right now about the personal safety of Ojani. We believe he’s under surveillance by someone.”

Remind us not to cross J.Lo!

John Mayer just can’t understand they he’s a tabloid target!

Really? Let’s see, there was the time when he blabbed to the press about breaking up with Jennifer Aniston and then there’s all those tweets he sends out… need we go on?

But, that’s apparently in the past, and now he want sthe press to leave him alone: “I didn’t really kill anybody. I didn’t smash a car, I didn’t commit a crime… I don’t like the idea that there’s an indictment on anything that I do.”

Word from the wise, John – STOP TALKING!!!!

Clearly not.

Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall were marred for nine years and had four kids together – but please don’t call the rocking Romeo her soulmate.

Their relationship ended controversially after Mick fessed up about romancing a Brazilian model and fathering her kid – and it seems that ruined any chance he had of becoming the love of Jerry’s life.

She sniffed at the very idea in a recent interview, scoffing, “God, I hope not.”

Was it that bad Jerry?

Considering the fact Michael Jackson used to cover his kids’ faces with masks and scarves when he was alive, we at WENN are thinking that he probably wouldn’t have been thrilled about Paris and the two Prince Michaels appearing in an upcoming reality show about the Jackson clan.

Named The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty, the show was originally set to feature the grown-ups, but Janet is apparently pushing for the kids to appear.

Not so fast, says Jackson matriarch Katherine, who insists the kids will  appear on the show over her dead body.

Watch this space – the show is due to air in December.