Are you ready for a naked Tara Reid?

‘Cause rumour has it the Hollywood hasbeen has bared her surgically-altered body for Hef’s  snappers – and will be appearing naked Playboy.

According to In Touch Weekly the shoot took place at a secret location last Wednesday.

Presumably the photoshoppers at Playboy are busy hiding those boob job and lipo scars.

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling was refused a presidential honour by George W. Bush because he thought she encouraged witchcraft…

Instead Bush gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to ex-British PM Tony Blair — who was presumably screened by the White House and showed up witch-free.

All those Jewish lessons have paid off for Ivanka Trump — whose boyfriend has popped the question.

Donald’s daughter will step down the aisle to tie the knot with publisher Jared Kushner, who she’s been dating for two-and-a-half years.

Trump Jr – who converted to Judaism for her beau last year — made the announcement yesterday on Twitter, telling us, “I got engaged last night… truly the happiest day of my life!!!”

Hef’s ex Kendra Wilkinson returned to the Playboy Mansion on Saturday to marry her football star beau Hank Baskett.

Guests at the bash included Hefner and his other exes Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt.

It all sounds incredible awkward — but pregnant Kendra insists they’re still close and she plans to make her former sugar daddy the godfather when she gives birth to her first kid at Christmas.

Megan Fox of Transformers — and of the famously on-again off-again relationship with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles’s Brian Austin Green — is on the record as claiming that Hollywood’s casting-couch culture still exists.  She insists that several top directors have tried to bed her since she got famous, saying that she’s attended a number of meetings with leading filmmakers to discuss roles, but had to turn down their advances.

Fox refuses to name names, though, telling Britain’s GQ magazine, “Any casting couch s**t I’ve experienced has been since I’ve become famous. It’s really so heartbreaking. Some of these people! Like Hollywood legends.

“You think you’re going to meet them and you’re so excited, like, ‘I can’t believe this person wants to have a conversation with me,’ and you get there and you realise that’s not what they want, at all. It’s happened a lot this year actually.”

Fox also has to fend off the flirting of male co-stars, which she handles by embarrassing them in front of witnesses.

Fox says, “There are some guys, talking about actors who have been in the business for a while, who are very egocentric and have been able to sleep with a lot of girls for whatever reason, and because they don’t know me they think I’m going to be this little cupcake, this Marilyn Monroe type who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them.

“I just shut them down immediately, right in front of people. It’s been so long since someone has told them no, they don’t really know how to deal with it. Because of this non-reality they live in, they’re f**ked up, psychologically.”