Royals

Maybe Madonna was a little hasty ditching Guy Ritchie….

Would the Queen of Pop have kicked him to the curb if she knew he was a mere hop and a skip from the English throne?

According to a 1911 UK census, the director is a  direct descendant of King Edward I.

Queen Madonna, Her Royal Madgeness…. has a ring to it!

Categories: Couples / Film / Royals / Splits
Tags: Guy Ritchie / Madonna
Author: Ian Garland

Prince Harry has just become even more of a catch if that’s possible – the British Army helicopter pilot in training just got the go ahead to dip into the inheritance his late mum Princess Diana left him.

That’s a whopping $600,000-a-year he can spend on royal revelry!

Nice!

Things are certainly looking up for Harry, 25 yesterday, after he went through a phase of publicly disgracing himself – he’s back with his former love Chelsea (good timing girl!) and he is also set to get $17 million plus when he reaches the big 30.

It’s good to be a prince!

Categories: Royals
Tags: Birthday / Prince Harry
Author: Chloe Millar

Royalty-loving Chelsy Davy is used to men falling at her feet – but they’re usually looking for more than a photo.

Prince Harry’s on/off squeeze caused a frenzy when she left London’s Bungalow 8 nightclub in the early hours of Thursday with a female pal.

Such was the scramble among paparazzi for a shot of the party-loving blonde (that’s her on the far right, in case you were wondering), several snappers were sent tumbling to the deck in the fracas.

We’re tempted to say they should behave with a little more decorum around Chelsy – but having dated pot-puffing, booze-loving Harry for more than four years, she’s probably used to no end of undignified behaviour…

Categories: Royals / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: Chelsy Davy / Prince Harry
Author: Zak Newland

Hunky British export Robert Pattinson is already getting the royal treatment during his stay in New York City.

The Twilight star even gets help holding an umbrella as he battles to stay dry during a summer shower on the set of his new movie Remember Me.

He may be royalty in the eyes of movie fans stateside, but Pattinson has some way to go before he’s the most popular male in his homeland — he’s been soundly beaten in a new poll to find Britain’s most eligible bachelor.

Real royal Prince Harry topped Company magazine’s survey, followed by TV host George Lamb — leaving poor Rob in third place.

When it rains, it pours. 

Categories: Film / Royals / Television
Tags: Prince Harry / Robert Pattinson
Author: Ian Garland

Prince Harry participated in the official naming of the British Gardens at Hanover Square in New York City on Friday.  We devoutly hope he didn’t name them anything inappropriate.

Categories: Celebrity Younguns / Royals
Tags: Prince Harry
Author: Sarah Bunting