Who knew Jennifer Lopez was part time superstar, part time private eye?!

Well she is, according to ex-husband no. 1 Ojani Noa, who claims J.Lo is having him followed.

Noa, you’ll remember, is trying to release a mockumentary movie featuring old home movie footage showing his ex in compromising positions.

She’s suing to stop us seeing the film, and is having Noa trailed — the one-time waiter alleges.

His business manager, Ed Meyer, tells Life & Style magazine, “She’s having him followed. We just ran the license plate of the car… and it goes directly back to Jennifer Lopez. Ojani’s scared.”

And his lawyer, Frank Sanes Jr., adds, “We have some concerns right now about the personal safety of Ojani. We believe he’s under surveillance by someone.”

Remind us not to cross J.Lo!

We almost didn’t recognise a lowkey Julianne Hough  passing through LAX the other day.

According to People.com she was putting on a brave (and makeup-less) face when we bumped into her checking in for a flight.

The website claims she’s split from fellow country star Chuck Wicks.

A source says, “This was mutual. They needed some time apart.”

Ronnie Wood is free to woo as many Russian teenagers as he likes, after a judge today approved his divorce from longsuffering wife Jo.

The break-up has inspired us to compile a album of divorce-themed Rolling Stones songs, to help the pair (and you) celebrate or commiserate the end of their 24-year marriage.

Biggest Mistake
Bitch
Ain’t Too Proud to Beg
Cry to Me
I’m Free
I’ve Been Loving You Too Long
It’s All Over Now
Love in Vain
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
You Better Move On (song)

He’s not allowed within 100 yards of Rihanna, but Chris Brown isn’t letting a court order stop him from using his ex to boost his career.

No sooner has Rihanna signed up for an appearance on news show 20/20 on Friday night, but Chris arranges his own interview, four hours earlier, on MTV.

And we find out today he’s now bumping the release of his next album, so it comes out just two weeks after Rihanna’s Rated R.

Still… there’s some good news for the Brown haters — despite his claims ticket sales for his new tour are “going well” there’s still a ton on offer, and it starts next week!

Recognise him?

Jennifer Lopez probably doesn’t… and she was married to him for five minutes back in the 1990s.

But it looks like we’re all going to get a reminder of their union, if Ojani Noa is allowed to release 11 hours of home video footage he has from their time together.

He claims the tapes show classics like J.Lo getting on the back of a motorcycle in a dress without underwear and looking at her figure in the mirror wearing a bra and panties.

He has our attention!

The star has already blocked his attempts to write a memoir — so expect her to come out all guns blazing.

But if they do see the light of day, Noa’s partner tells the National Enquirer what we can expect: “J.Lo doesn’t want her fans to see these videotapes because they show she’s not the person you think she is… these tapes show how she was in love with Ojani and what a wonderful sex life they had together.”