Television
Plastic Paris
There could have been a whole lot more Paris Hilton…
The socialite’s mum Kathy has revealed Paris signed up for breast enlargement surgery to inflate her famously flat chest — but backed out at the last minute.
Kathy says: “At one point she was like ‘I wanna do this and that, I’m so flat!’ but then all of a sudden she was like ‘I love it. I don’t care. I love it.’ I’m proud of that; I think that’s really nice.”
Categories: Fashion / Models / Television
Tags: Paris Hilton
Author: Ian Garland
Mya’s gonna foxtrot to the fridge
Dancing With the Stars has turned Mya into a lean mean, waltzing machine — as she showed us at a Hollywood bash the other night.
But we need to make the most of her svelte physique… because she’s already planning the eating binge she’s gonna embark on when she’s voted off the talent show.
Mya says, “I want to be a fat pig after this for about a week, and go to movies, restaurants and do fun things like bowling and watching TV.”
Categories: Music / Television
Tags: Mya
Author: Ian Garland
No, Joe… We do that!
We think Joe Pantoliano was a little confused at a human rights dinner in New York the other night!
But if you’re looking for a job, Joe, there’s a contact page on the right ————>
Categories: Television / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: Joe Pantoliano
Author: Ian Garland
Vergara’s rape joke
How do you shut up the hosts of TV talk show The View? — make a rape joke.
Just ask Sofia Vergara.
Tumbleweed blew through the show’s New York studio yesterday after the Colombian beauty uttered a bizarre one-liner — after the hosts told her she looked too young to have a 17 year old son.
Referring to son Manolo – who she had when she was 20 – Vergara joked, “(I was) 13. I was raped.”
Cue nervous laughter and raised eyebrows.
Colombian humour?
Categories: Fashion / Television
Tags: Sofia Vergara
Author: Ian Garland
Manic Meester
Leighton Meester scared us at a store launch in New York on Tuesday.
We don’t know if it was the the raccoon-look eye make-up… or the manic grin.
But we backed away slowly after grabbing this snap.
Categories: Television
Tags: Leighton Meester
Author: Ian Garland