Twosomes

We’re actually starting to feel sorry for Gerard Butler.

Despite all the rumours linking him with every single female actress on the planet — he never seems to actually get the girl.

First he’s linked with Jennifer Aniston, only for her to get back together with John Mayer.

Now Lindsay Lohan’s laughing at the prospect of dating the Scottish hunk.

After reading rumours they kissed at a party in Morocco she Tweeted,  “One minute I’m dumped, the next I’m dating a model, now Gerard? WHO HAS THE TIME! Such lies – it keeps me laughing.”

Categories: Film / Romance / Twosomes
Tags: Gerard Butler / Lindsay Lohan
Author: Ian Garland

It may not have been the traditional Halloween display, but Russell Brand and Katy Perry had us reaching for a bucket when we spotted them smooching in the front seat of her car on Saturday.

The pair seem so sickeningly smitten… Russell has given up sleeping around!

“I am living in a different way at the moment. Regardless of what happens in my current situation, I am unlikely to be satisfied with the calamitous promiscuity of the preceding five or six years.”

Really Russ? How long will that last?

Categories: Comedy / Couples / Film / Music / Romance / Twosomes
Tags: Katy Perry / public displays of affection / Russell Brand
Author: Ian Garland

Just 24 hours after the cops were called to her Hollywood home because she was causing a racket at 4 in the morning, the socialite got into a screaming Halloween fight with on-off beau Doug Reinhardt.

The baseball flop apparently tossed Paris’ cellphone out of a limousine window, after attending Heidi Klum and Seal’s costume ball!

Brave Doug.

Witness Ramon Alves tells the New York Post, “She was mad. She jumped in the front seat and (Doug) was holding her around the neck saying, ‘Relax, relax.’”

And remember, this all took place while the pair were dressed in matching tutus (see above)!

Categories: Couples / Fashion / Twosomes
Tags: Doug Reinhardt / Paris Hilton
Author: Ian Garland

Funnyman Tom Arnold is set to wed again this Thanksgiving, and he has asked comic pal Dax Shepard to be his fourth best man.

Is Tom serious?

Arnold obviously loves the taste of wedding cake – he divorced his third missus, Shelby Roos, just last year – or maybe he’s just going after Liz Taylor’s record.

Here’s hoping Ashley Groussman is a keeper.

Categories: Couples / Romance / Twosomes
Tags: Tom Arnold
Author: Ian Garland

Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and basketball star Lamar Odom have sealed their love with new tattoos.

They’ve had each others’ initials tattooed on their hands.

We keep forgetting this marriage is ‘for real’ and not just a publicity stunt for Khloe’s TV show…

Categories: Couples / Romance / Television / Twosomes
Tags: Khloe Kardashian
Author: Ian Garland