We think Joe Pantoliano was a little confused at a human rights dinner in New York the other night!

But if you’re looking for a job, Joe, there’s a contact page on the right ————>

No, we’re not sure why you’re at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood 2009 Party either, La Toya.

Ms. Jackson was out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night with the beautiful people, and judging by the look on her face in this photo she was as confused as we were to see her there.

Either way La Toya, you are a legend of sorts – but leave the glitzy parties to the young uns

Pause for a moment and picture this pair between the sheets — Lady GaGa and Michael Bolton.

Finished vomiting yet?

Don’t worry, they’ve not been at it — but the once-mullet-haired crooner loves the rumours, which stem from his recent collaboration with GaGa.

He says, “I feel like saying, ‘Yes! She’s having my baby! I don’t know where these rumours come from.”

WENN has to point Jay-Z in the direction of the nearest restroom in London on Sunday after he was caught short during a night out on the town.

The rap superstar celebrated in the British capital after joining his wife Beyonce as a special guest during her show at London’s O2.

And it looks like he may have drunk a little too much between bathroom breaks!

New Mooner Robert Pattinson has lost his car… and he still can’t remember where he parked it almost a year later!

On his way to his first Academy Awards in February, Rob rocked up in his old-style BMW, and in the haze of the big night he forgot where he left it.

It seems movie vampires don’t make good drivers either – Pattinson tells Entertainment Weekly he crashed his rental car replacement days later after trying to out-race the paparazzi.

He moans, “People never followed me when I had my little old BMW.”

No wonder he always looks so darn miserable.