Lady GaGa showed off her latest too-bizarre-for-words fashion statement at a press conference in Malta today.

Despite her mouth being gagged, the singer managed to describe the costume as ”a contemporary art-piece” — and revealed how her clothes are ”I’m inspired by the moonlight,  sex and pornography and slasher films.”

She added, “Right now I’m having a very strong obsession mostly with clothing found in sex shops.”

That clears up any confusion then…

Britney’s dad really has been keeping the purse-strings tightly drawn… the poor girl’s been reduced to recycling clothes during her stay in London.

We left her on Wednesday night disappearing into her hotel wearing brown velour ensemble that made her look more monk than musician.

When we caught up with her this morning, she’d slipped straight back into the same clothes — right down to the matching pink t-shirt and handbag.

Did Britney leave her stylist behind when she flew to Britain?  Recycling clothes is one thing – but these clothes?

After weeks of build-up – and a string of hilarious publicity stunts — Sacha Baron Cohen finally unveiled his new movie Bruno to the world in Paris, France last night, with the help of some hunky lederhosen-clad models.

The comedian turned up in character as Bruno, a flamboyant fashion journalist.

Guests will be thankful Cohen decided not to repeat the prank he pulled at the MTV Movie Awards, when Eminem was treated to a close up of his genitals.

This isn’t an award for the best M.C. Hammer impersonator — although it probably should be.

Sienna Miller slipped into a pair of billowing parachute pants to present a new Hugo Boss perfume to the world at a store in Madrid, Spain this weekend.

The British actress is the new face of Boss Orange — chosen by Boss bosses because “she is a liberated soul — light-hearted, spontaneous and passionate — and she quite simply wears her heart on her sleeve.”

Last time we posted about Jared Leto’s look, things were pretty bad, but we were at least able to articulate why. But this, even forgetting about the scarf and the weird lilac sash or whatever that thing is, renders us pretty much speechless. We know the staff at Chateau Marmont has seen just about everything, but even they must have done a double-take when they saw the actor and 30 Seconds To Mars frontman on Saturday — one for each tone of hair. Even the guy next to him has this “duuuude” side-eye going on. Is he giving an ill-conceived shout-out to Berlin? Why, Jared, why?