Pixie Geldof left London’s Bungalow 8 nightclub at about 3:30 AM local time Wednesday morning; our photographers reported that her friends surrounded her and tried to keep snappers from getting Geldof’s picture.

With good reason: Geldof had on a pair of what looked like eight-inch platforms, and as you can see in the pic above, cocktails likely affected her balance a bit too (the Daily Mail reported that Geldof face-planted on her way into the club).

Categories: Celebrity Younguns / Fashion / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: footwear follies / inappropriate cocktailing / maybe it's time to think about getting a job / Pixie Geldof
Author: Sarah Bunting

Transformers’s Megan Fox suffered the same beleaguerment in the airport security line that we’ve all felt while traveling when she arrived at LAX for her flight on Thursday.  On the plus side, we got a closer look at her chic boots, but despite a helping hand from a TSA official here, Fox looks like we look when it’s time to shuffle through the metal detectors: annoyed.

For those of you whose scorecards are already covered with scribbles and annotations on this one: Fox and Brian Austin Green are together as of this writing, as far as we know.

Categories: Fan Encounters / Film / Twosomes
Tags: Brian Austin Green / footwear follies / Megan Fox
Author: Sarah Bunting

Model/couturieuse Katie “Jordan” Price left her lawyer’s office in London on Tuesday afternoon.  We know we like to wear towering stripper heels to meet with attorneys — why not make an uncomfortable experience that much more ouchy, right?

Price and estranged husband singer Peter Andre separated earlier this month.

Categories: Fashion / Legal Shenanigans / Models / Music / Splits
Tags: divorce bait / footwear follies / Katie Price / Peter Andre
Author: Sarah Bunting

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood and model girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova headed to Primrose Hill Pets in London on Friday with Ivanova’s dog in tow.  We’re gratified to see that the hound is not a purse dog.

We are somewhat less gratified to note that Wood is wearing those accursed Uggs again.  He was doing so well!  A rock legend shouldn’t give himself cankles!  It’s just how we feel!

Categories: Fashion / Models / Music / Twosomes
Tags: Ekaterina Ivanova / footwear follies / May December romance / purse dogs / Ronnie Wood / the Uggs police
Author: Sarah Bunting

Justin Timberlake (right, dashing to his car on Sunday) is trying to keep it incognito in New York City lately, so while we don’t enjoy his recent habit of hiding his sexy light under a bushel of hoodies and sunglasses, we can understand it.

But trying to pass as DJ/Lohan ex Samantha Ronson (left, on a shopping trip last December)?  Now that’s a step too far.  And if he’s going to do the fashion-twins thing with Ronson, he needs to wear the same shoes; hers are cooler.  We’re just saying.

Categories: Fashion / Henh? / Music / Twosomes
Tags: footwear follies / Justin Timberlake / one of these things is just like the others / Samantha Ronson
Author: Sarah Bunting