A quick work of advice — never invite Will Smith and his wife Jada into your home…

The Collateral actress has revealed in a new interview with Redbook magazine that the frisky pair frequently sneak off at parties for quick sex sessions in friends’ bedrooms, bathrooms, closets… anywhere they can find.

And that, frankly, makes us feel a little queasy.

Categories: Film / Twosomes
Tags: inappropriate cocktailing / rules which do not apply to the famous / Scientologoids / Will Smith
Author: Ian Garland

Pixie Geldof left London’s Bungalow 8 nightclub at about 3:30 AM local time Wednesday morning; our photographers reported that her friends surrounded her and tried to keep snappers from getting Geldof’s picture.

With good reason: Geldof had on a pair of what looked like eight-inch platforms, and as you can see in the pic above, cocktails likely affected her balance a bit too (the Daily Mail reported that Geldof face-planted on her way into the club).

Categories: Celebrity Younguns / Fashion / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: footwear follies / inappropriate cocktailing / maybe it's time to think about getting a job / Pixie Geldof
Author: Sarah Bunting

…That was in poor taste, even for us.  On to the actual story, namely that A League of Their Own’s Lori Petty apparently took a collar for felony DUI in Los Angeles on Saturday.

According to TMZ, Petty — pictured above at an Independent Spirit Awards party in February with a glass of what appears to be her frenemy champagne — was arrested after allegedly hitting a skateboarder with her car.  Both Petty and the boarder were treated for minor injuries, though neither was taken to the hospital; Petty posted $100,000 bail and left jail Sunday morning.

Categories: Back In The Day / Film / Legal Shenanigans
Tags: crime files / inappropriate cocktailing / Lori Petty
Author: Sarah Bunting

You know what’s not probably the best place to work on one’s sobriety after allegedly blowing a .39 breathalyzer within the last couple of weeks?  A party at the Playboy Mansion, which is where our snappers saw David Hasselhoff on Saturday.

Sure, it’s for a good cause — the Wounded Warrior Project, which helps injured servicepeople transition back into civilian life — and we’ve got nothing against the Hoff cozying up to Playmates who’re wearing nothing but body paint…well, okay, we kind of do, because there’s something tawdry about it.  We had to crop that photo tightly, y’all…and isn’t the Hoff in his 50s?  And in a relationship?

Klassiness aside, though, it’s not like they serve lemonade at these things…as you can probably deduce from the Knight Rider star’s glazed expression, after the jump.

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Categories: Non-Profiteers / Publishing / Television
Tags: David Hasselhoff / inappropriate cocktailing / May December romance / Playmates / Wounded Warrior Project
Author: Sarah Bunting

Scarcely a week after Baywatch’s David Hasselhoff allegedly reported to the hospital with alcohol poisoning and a terrifying blood-alcohol level of .39 — a figure we can’t believe left him alive, and a story he now disputes, claiming ex-wife Pamela Bach disseminated the tale to make him look bad — the Hoff picked up bag lunch at Joan’s on Third on Friday in Santa Monica, with his daughter Hayley.

According to published reports, Hayley kept slapping the senior Hoff’s face to keep him conscious, and may have accompanied her pops to lunch in order to ensure he didn’t nip around the corner to a pub for a quick pint…or 14.

That said, he looks relatively fit here and is his usual tolerant-of-the-paps self, and we like his red Hush Puppies.   We hope he’s okay; we love the Hoff, but: .39!

Categories: Back In The Day / Celebrity Younguns / Fashion / Splits / Television
Tags: David Hasselhoff / Hayley Hasselhoff / he said she said / inappropriate cocktailing / nice kicks / Pamela Bach
Author: Sarah Bunting