R&B singer Kelis ripped on two-timers on her Twitter account — thereby hinting that her estranged husband Nas cheating on her, leading to their split.

The former super-couple shocked the entertainment world when the “Milkshake” star — rocking blue mascara at a MoMA party in New York City last week — filed divorce papers at the end of April, citing “irreconcilable differences” for the bust-up after nearly six years of marriage.

Kelis is expecting the couple’s first child together; speculation ran rampant in the days after the court filing as to what could prompt such a serious move during a pregnancy.  And the fight over child support and custody has already begun, with Nas urging a judge to deny Kelis cash for the child before s/he’s even born.

Now Kelis has taken to the internet to imply the reasons behind her break with Nas, and while she doesn’t name names, speculation is that the commentary is aimed at her former husband: “This lovely day I would like to touch on cheaters. Super brief! Why be cowardly why not go after what you really want? Do people know what…They want? [Probably] not which just goes into know and respecting ones self.

“Also we can discuss whores I mean the nasty sub par tricks that… participate in the cheating. Well let me say this, both parties that [sic)]are gross. And in reality they deserve each other.”

Ouch!

Butterfield 8’s Elizabeth Taylor is social-networking site Twitter’s latest celebrity fan — she’s using it to communicate requests to her friends from the hospital.

The 77-year-old matrimony fan is only in the hospital for “a routine visit,” according to her publicist, but evidently the average hospital routine is not for La Liz.  Taylor spokesman Dick Guttman told The Insider that Taylor has “fallen in love” with tweeting, and she’s using the service to ask friends to try to smuggle her new puppy into her hospital room.

Jessica Simpson revealed on her Twitter page earlier this week that she was headed out for a session with her personal trainer,  and she wasn’t looking forward to the demanding routine: “Every time we have to do squats, and he yells at me, ‘Get lower like you’re in the club!’ I don’t squat in the club unless I am peeing!”

We don’t know about you, but that summoned a host of unsavory mental images that we’re now stuck with (foremost among them that Simpson may not be using the ladies’ room…).  Twitter: they should really require a license.

We don’t know how we missed this the first time, but our news desk dredged up a Film.com interview with Robert Pattinson from last November in which the Twilight-throb admits he’s had to force himself to stay off the computer so that he doesn’t waste hours reading about himself.

“[The internet] feeds the worst part of your soul,” Pattinson said, annoying blog editors worldwide. “When you have nothing to do and you go on, when you’re too tired to read a book.

“I’ll read the news, you go on to the New York Times, you get bored and go on IMDb. Then you realise how pathetic you are. I have to delete my history [of visited websites].

“It is kind of addictive, but at the same time pathetic.”

Wenndall snorted angrily in response that obviously Pattz has never visited our blog, which is a soul-refreshing delight.  Why, just today we’ve accused a model who could probably kill us with her mind of having Botox; made fun of a princess who’s actually a pretty good soul; and given a fashion icon advice on her socks.  It’s a veritable tsunami of positivity!  C’maaaaaahhhhn!

…Okay, we sort of see Pattinson’s point.  But Wenndall is not having it.

Nobody in this FayesVision snap at Tori Spelling’s Monday-night book party for Mommywood looks lit up (that’s after the jump).  But Spelling might have an excuse to knock back a few if the “mommy” in the title is Candy Spelling, Tori’s estranged mother, whose own book is apparently causing some strife between the pair.

Tori’s book is apparently a memoir of Spelling’s own parenting experiences so far (including “scooping rogue poo out of the kiddie pool on a resort vacation,” which is a stars-they’re-just-like-us moment we probably didn’t need to visualize), although it may take some shots at Candy (evidently Tori is “learning to be the kind of parent her own mother never was”).  For her part, Candy has reached out to Tori via her website, pleading with Tori to contact her; Tori shrugged to People.com that Candy “knows how to reach me, she knows where we live.”

Patty Jennings, Jennie Garth, and Tori seem okay being at the center of the intrafamilial storm, but Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna may have medicated their discomfort with gin and tonics, after the jump…

Understand: they both look great.  They just both look…like they might have taken a couple of whacks with the pinot stick.  Rinna is making one of the more classic “lissen lissen lissen” faces we’ve ever seen, and Hamlin looks like he’s just trying to focus because there are two photographers, if you know what we mean.  We’re sure it’s just the FayesVision shots and not, you know…tequila shots.   Still: heh.