We’re actually starting to feel sorry for Gerard Butler.

Despite all the rumours linking him with every single female actress on the planet — he never seems to actually get the girl.

First he’s linked with Jennifer Aniston, only for her to get back together with John Mayer.

Now Lindsay Lohan’s laughing at the prospect of dating the Scottish hunk.

After reading rumours they kissed at a party in Morocco she Tweeted,  “One minute I’m dumped, the next I’m dating a model, now Gerard? WHO HAS THE TIME! Such lies – it keeps me laughing.”

Categories: Film / Romance / Twosomes
Tags: Gerard Butler / Lindsay Lohan
Author: Ian Garland

Hey, Lindsay, your team won! Grumpy Lohan left the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday night with a face like thunder.

You’d never guess the Lakers beat hometown rivals the Clippers in the first game of the new basketball season.

Maybe it was the sight of the Kardashian sisters, who now get to sit courtside – thanks to Khloe’s new hubby, Laker Lamar Odom!

Categories: Uncategorized
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
Author: Chloe Millar

Six weeks after Lindsay Lohan debuted her trout pout– she still looks like she’s got an inflatable dinghy stuck to her face.

And those lips are starting to look nasty.

Has she got a nasty infection, or did she get greedy and go for too much collagen?

Categories: Fashion / Film
Tags: Lindsay Lohan / Trout Pout
Author: Ian Garland

… Because she’s more sensible than her big sister Lindsay –  says Lindsay herself to Life & Style:

“She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.

“She’s really good. If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early.”

We’re not sure what’s more depressing; that that’s a 23 year old talking… or that she’s referring to her 15 year old sister.

Categories: Celebrity Younguns / Film / Television
Tags: Ali Lohan / Lindsay Lohan
Author: Ian Garland

WENN had a bizarre encounter with a very pink and fluffy Lindsay Lohan in New York last night.

She was either blowing us kisses, or smooching with an imaginary friend.

And we’re not sure which is more believable!

Lindsay must have arrived at the Whitney Museum Gala straight from a visit with her lawyer — who’s busy drawing up a restraining order against her dad Michael.

Presumably to stop him from telling the press, on a daily basis, that she’s hooked on prescription drugs.

We guess Michael’s announcement that he plans to kidnap Lindsay as part of an elaborate intervention didn’t help the situation!

Still, Lohan Snr. isn’t deterred, and blames the whole thing on his ex-wife, telling RadarOnline, “Dina is the one that told her to get a restraining order. But you know what? I‘m still going to try to do everything with the courts to try and get Lindsay better.”

Categories: Film / Legal Shenanigans
Tags: Lindsay Lohan / Restraining Orders
Author: Ian Garland