Newly-”wed”s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt caused a stir among NBC execs over last weekend when they took the title of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here literally — before their season of the show even started.

The couple arrived at the Costa Rican base camp for the jungle survival show and immediately decided they wanted out, forcing TV bosses to head to the set in an attempt to convince the pair to stay on the show, which debuted Monday night.

Reality-TV executive Paul Telegdy was among those who flew to Costa Rica to talk Speidi into staying, and he told American Idol host and radio presenter Ryan Seacrest that he first heard about a possible problem late on Saturday — and was told to “get down to the jungle” because “Heidi and Spencer have walked.”

Pratt’s expensive meal habits, after the jump.

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Categories: Television / Twosomes
Tags: "reality" TV / celebrity instructions for living / Heidi Montag / I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here / Paul Telegdy / Ryan Seacrest / smells like "shut up" / Spencer Pratt
Author: Sarah Bunting

TMZ.com reports that Paris Hilton’s neighbors want her ousted because she makes too much noise.  A resident on the The Simple Life star’s Hollywood Hills street has reportedly offered their landlord money to evict the socialite — and Hilton hasn’t even lived there a month.

Hilton moved into the property earlier in May with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt (the happy couple, above, boarded a British Airways flight from L.A. to London on Friday), and they threw a party on Monday to celebrate their new digs.  Neighbors had different ideas about quiet hours, however, and called the cops to break  up the party after a number of luxury cars on the road were damaged.

A few days later, cops were summoned again when Hilton and Reinhardt allegedly made too much noise — doing what, we don’t care to speculate — and one neighbor has already gotten so fed up that he’s offered to pay Hilton’s landlord an extra $5,000 a month for the property, as long as Hilton and Reinhardt get evicted.

Not that we’d want to live near Hilton either, but has this neighbor considered going over there and just asking them to keep it down?

Categories: Feuds / Twosomes
Tags: Doug Reinhardt / neighborly love / Paris Hilton / smells like "shut up"
Author: Sarah Bunting

Since we are speechless, we will let the WENN news wire detail the latest in frivolous “celebrity” lawsuits:

Celebrity illusionist Criss Angel has been threatened with a lawsuit over the alleged theft of Las Vegas show producer Jeff Beacher’s cat.

Beacher, the man behind hit variety show Beacher’s Madhouse, is accusing the Mindfreak star of refusing to return his cat Hamlet after he offered to care for the animal in 2007.

More (…no, really) after the jump.

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Categories: Feuds / Henh? / Legal Shenanigans / Theatah / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: catfights / Criss Angel / Jeff Beacher / smells like "shut up" / stupid pet tricks / thieving
Author: Sarah Bunting

Reality “stars” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are set to get married this weekend in fine style — Pratt has reportedly purchased a quarter-million dollars’ worth of Neil Lane jewelry for his bride to wear, according to In Touch — but rumor has it that,  like their Mexican nuptials, this walk down the aisle is all a put-on.

Sources mentioned in the same In Touch article that “It’s all set up by the producers of MTV to get people to watch. It’s just a plot line. They’re not really getting married.”

The ceremony will reportedly take place on a closed set with the entire Hills cast in attendance, which would tend to bolster the contention that it’s a TV stunt.  Regardless, Montag will wear a Monique Lhuillier gown; the site is the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, but please don’t heckle.  It just gives them more attention, and with both newly-”weds” set to join the cast of the U.S. version of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here for the season airing this June, encouraging them further isn’t recommended.

Categories: Television / Twosomes
Tags: couples who bore and annoy / fakeouts / Heidi Montag / smells like "shut up" / Spencer Pratt / The Hills
Author: Sarah Bunting

Two of Hollywood’s poorest decision-makers — Sharon Stone with the nip-tastic Oscar-party dress the other night (link NSFW), Melanie Griffith with the smoking and the…everything else — do lunch at Joan’s On Third in L.A. on Wednesday.  It looks like the most annoying lunch ever…and one of the highest in plastic content.

Categories: Fashion / Film / Twosomes
Tags: Melanie Griffith / new frontiers in plastic / nipples / Sharon Stone / smells like "shut up" / those things'll kill ya
Author: Sarah Bunting