It turns out Nicole Kidman ISN’T kinky… probably.

We got terribly excited when the usually very private Aussie star apparently told GQ magazine she’s into “strange sexual fetish stuff”.

But the actress insists her quotes were taken out of context — and she’s never going to tell us what she gets up to between the sheets.

She tells Access Hollywood, “That’s what I said in relation to my work. They left that part out. In terms of my work, yeah, I’m interested in exploring love, and so that comes in all different forms… In terms of my private life, I’d never reveal what I’ve explored in my private life.”

Categories: Film
Tags: Nicole Kidman
Author: Ian Garland

Dancing With the Stars has turned Mya into a lean mean, waltzing machine — as she showed us at a Hollywood bash the other night.

But we need to make the most of her svelte physique… because she’s already planning the eating binge she’s gonna embark on when she’s voted off the talent show.

Mya says, “I want to be a fat pig after this for about a week, and go to movies, restaurants and do fun things like bowling and watching TV.”

Categories: Music / Television
Tags: Mya
Author: Ian Garland

We think Joe Pantoliano was a little confused at a human rights dinner in New York the other night!

But if you’re looking for a job, Joe, there’s a contact page on the right ————>

Categories: Television / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: Joe Pantoliano
Author: Ian Garland

Country singer Keith Urban cuts a thoughtful figure on Santa Monica beach, while shooting his new music video.

Wrapped up warm against the fresh sea air, Urban looks like he’s very deep in thought.

Did he forget his lyrics or perhaps he’s just dreaming of being back home in Tennessee with wife Nicole and their baby daughter.

After all, Kidman recently confessed the couple refuse to spend more than three days apart – now that’s love.

Categories: Couples / Music / Romance / Uncategorized
Tags: Keith Urban
Author: Ian Garland

No, we’re not sure why you’re at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood 2009 Party either, La Toya.

Ms. Jackson was out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night with the beautiful people, and judging by the look on her face in this photo she was as confused as we were to see her there.

Either way La Toya, you are a legend of sorts – but leave the glitzy parties to the young uns

Categories: Red Carpet / Uncategorized / Unintentional Hilarity
Tags: La Toya Jackson
Author: Ian Garland