INDIANAPOLIS! The Big Nap! Here's your wakeup call for a SUPER GROOVY Monday fulla dirty 'toons & @JayMewes! http://t.co/h2j2tkSiOB TONIGHT!

My wife has a bottomless hole in her heart that she keeps trying to fill with decorative throw pillows.

Conservative think tank estimates #ImmigrationReform would save $410 billion over 10 years: http://t.co/Y10vQlDK2w Let's get it done.

YaY!! I'm doing a movie in Italy in October!!! FINALLY

#SALUTE to @aoutrageous!! Get ready for her @RevoltTV takeover on LIVE MUSIC - 5/22 #STATEOFMUSIC

Hey, @TheRealBuzz, we have a question for your Google Hangout ? http://t.co/vPtD8DZmDX #LetsExplore

"@JohnsonRayanna watched #JackReacher last night. You're the best! Great movie!" TU! Here's Tom's insight on JR http://t.co/qyUzI4QHo8

missing another school performance 4 my daughter,hate that! 2 more days of work then I need 2 make it up BIG TIME. oh the work/life struggle

Jst boarded 2 c Tommy Shaw from Styx, Emmit Smith & a Hanson brother are all on my flight. What r the odds of this thing staying in the air?

RT @KissMyAggie: Who knew that @TamekaRaymond styled @Syleena_Johnson for Chapter 1: Love, Pain and Forgiveness?! (Long ago! Love Syleena!)

[ECHELON] ? http://t.co/iUYLbtj3XA #EchelonOMA

LOVE LUST FAITH DREAMS ??? http://t.co/MX4wmGTDUW http://t.co/fyrs0xwNO4